TEN THINGS NOT TO GIVE YOUR YOGA TEACHER FOR CHRISTMAS

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#10 A gym membership

#9  Free pass to a pilates class                                              

#8 Deodorant .  yoga teachers like that au natural musky smell (try wearing a gas mask)

#7 Southern Comfort Whiskey  (He might drink it and break his neck falling out of the headstand)

#6 A smoked ham (aren't all yoga teachers jewish)

#5 Snug Fitting Jocks (Yes I know the view is a bit much but yoga teachers like to be loose)

#4 A mexican dinner full of beans (last thing you need is a yoga teacher with gas)

#3 A cappuccino maker (you want him to kill you as the coffee hits his veins with a power hot flow iyengar forrest bickram astanga class that lasts 4 hours)

#2 A Tie as he might use it to tie you up in some crazy yoga pose

#1 A trip to India you may never see him again